𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗶 𝗯𝗼𝘆

1 year ago
i regret every decision that led to this post you see, there was a big misconception that led us to this dire point. people began to believe that touching grass was a sign of humanity, of greatness. touching grass makes you mightier than anyone else around you and is a massive thing to gloat about. but this is WRONG. touching grass can have disastrous consequences, such as: - losing a 50/50 - dropping a combo last minute - the great shenhe incident of 2021 - getting kicked out of the drive thru

𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗶 𝗯𝗼𝘆

1 year ago
be aware of these consequences. if you or a loved one is a victim of touching grass, you might be entitled to a free financial compensation. there are ways to fix touching grass in the past, but they are very risky. the best way to cure touching grass is to not touch it at all. grass is dangerous. if you ever see grass, approach it cautiously. it could strike at any moment. those little blades are most fearsome in the wind, when they are zipping around everywhere. be careful.

𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗶 𝗯𝗼𝘆

1 year ago
for more information, please do not visit me because grass is terrifying and i refuse to talk about it. thank you very much for coming to my psa. please, stay safe from the threat grass may pose to your area. best wishes, robinicis (THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AND CRY IF YOU TOUCH GRASS I DONT WANNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT IM A COLLEGE STUDENT DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY A FINE I CAN HARDLY AFFORD MICROWAVED RAMEN)

𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✧

1 year ago
LMFÁO WHAT IS THIS

𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✧

1 year ago
😭😭

AkatsukiAngel

1 year ago
… :0 I’m genuinely speechless🤣

❛ 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 ༉‧₊ ۵

1 year ago
IM CRYING ROBI?? HELLO?

𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗶𝘅.·˚𓅰

1 year ago
LMAOOAOAOSFBRJDJ ROBIIII ITS LIKE THOSE INSURANCE COMMERCIALS (?) 😭

「𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐬.」

1 year ago
@𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✿ THE TRUTH MATE THE TRUTH @AkatsukiAngel HAHAHAHAHA TY TY I TRIED MY BEST TO MAKE THIS OUTLANDISH AND CRAZY @✶˖*°࿐{♔} 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬.𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 HELLO HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE FRIDAY MORNING @𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗶𝘅.·˚꧂ DKDJSKDJDJDJS HAHAHA IT IS IT IS “free financial compensation” WAS MY FAVORITE LINE

❛ 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 ༉‧₊ ۵

1 year ago
@☾•𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐬. I was just informed the dangers of touching grass how am I supposed to feel- today might be a fine morning but I know someone finer 👀☺️

𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✧

1 year ago
i’m sorry but the hoVerinG NoT tOuchInG NDNSKAK

「𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐬.」

1 year ago
@✶˖*°࿐{♔} 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬.𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 informed hope that something finer is me 😌🤚 @𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✿ HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GENSHIN CHARACTER GENUINELY TOUCH ANYTHING?? I REST MY CASE

𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗶𝘅.·˚𓅰

1 year ago
BAHAHDJDJD YOU CAN BE THE INSURANCE COMPANY SPOKESPERSON ONE DAY 😩

𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✧

1 year ago
THEIR UM THEIR WEAPONS

「𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐬.」

1 year ago
@𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗶𝘅.·˚꧂ I WILL I WILL @𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✿ THAT DOESNT COUNT BESIDES CATALYST USERS LIKE BARBARA DONT TOUCH THEIR WEAPONS

𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✧

1 year ago
CUTSCENES COUNT THEN

「𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐬.」

1 year ago
@𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✿ SEND ME A PHOTO THEN

𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✧

1 year ago
WOMAN 😭

「𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐬.」

1 year ago
@𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✿ WHERE IS IT MAAM I DONT SEE PROOF 🥰

𝑠𝑜𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑦. ✧

1 year ago
SORRY I WAS PLAYING GENSHIN