Glitterspray
4 years ago
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Hello, Chateau Tortoise? It’s Glitterspray. I’d like to reserve a room with a private spa.
Certainly, madam. What kind of spa would you prefer?
How about one with vaulted ceilings? And candles. Lots of candles. And plenty of thick soft towels.
Of course, madam. Did you have any particular color scheme in mind?
Soft blues and pinks. But not baby nursery pastels. Just soft; with maybe a tad of gray in them.
I understand perfectly, madam. Will there be anything else? 👇🏼
Glitterspray
4 years agoOh yes: a fireplace surrounded by fluffy cushions for seating. And chilled white wine available at all times. And gourmet appetizers; you know the kind I mean.
I do indeed, madam. It will be all be prepared for you before you arrive. And how long will you be staying with us?
Just the weekend.
No, I take that back. Several weeks — at least. 👇🏼
Glitterspray
4 years agoVery good, madam. We look forward to welcoming you, and will do everything we can to ensure you have a pleasant stay.
Yep! I know you will. 😁
Chateau Tortoise ROCKS.
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spade
4 years agoBeautiful !
Jenny Tsch....🤗🇦🇺🌺
4 years agoHello Glitterspray, how many Cheezers will be coming to the music festivals, if there are are any rooms left could you book a room for me, Cheers Jenny 🤗💜💜💜
Glitterspray
4 years ago@Jenny Tsc 🤗🇦🇺🌺 thousands of Cheezers!
But Chateau Tortoise always has room for thousands more guests.
Not only do they never run out of rooms, you can request whatever you want, show up 15 minutes later, and it will be ready for you.
Call the concierge at 888CHEEZER and they’ll set you up!
Jenny Tsch....🤗🇦🇺🌺
4 years agoThank you for the number I’ve spoken to @Bridgette and I’ve missed the banquet so maybe next time, I’ll keep the number you’ve sent me cheers Jenny 🤗💜💜💜
cma25
4 years agoYou’re awesome as are all your perfectly reasonable requests! Enjoy your time at CT💚💚💚
Tee H 🐾 🐶 🐾
4 years agoI’m happy to hear you’re making use of all the incredible facilities here! Chateaux Tortoise rocks, the very, very best accommodations ever. Enjoy every moment 💚💚💚 (this room is awesome!!!!)
Glitterspray
4 years ago@Jenny Tsc 🤗🇦🇺🌺 there’s always another event around the corner, and Chateau Tortoise is always a nice place to stay!
Glitterspray
4 years ago@cma25 😂😂😂
At Chateau Tortoise, no request is unreasonable!
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Glitterspray
4 years ago@Tee H and it’s tiny compared to the bedroom!!! I have a beautiful ocean view — and this afternoon I’m going over to the NE Wing for some downhill skiing in those gorgeous mountains!
Lids (Lidia)🇵🇪🇺🇸❤🌹❤
4 years agoWow! This is just fabulous! Love story line. Hope you have a wonderful time! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
bacatcha
4 years agoI’m dying..... pooped out the turtle.... 😂😂😂😂 💚💚💚
Fabulous coloring and imagination luv!
Glitterspray
4 years ago@Lids (Lidia)🇵🇪🇺🇸❤🌹❤ it is SHEER BLISS here!!!
Glitterspray
4 years ago@bacatcha writing that up was very satisfying!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Sajeda🦋Marisa
4 years agoWhat a fabulous room @Glitterspray ! Nice place to relax after such a busy weekend. Evangeline will be catching the afternoon train back to New Orleans would you like to meet up at the café before I leave? 💚💚💚
Glitterspray
4 years ago@Sajeda🦋Marisa Sure! You mean one of the cafes at Chateau Tortoise?
The Belguique?
The Italia?
The Internationale?
The Grande, overlooking the Grand Canyon?
The Chalet, overlooking the Alps?
The Caribbean?
The Petite Louvre, with a view of Paris?
The Fusion, with its delicious Asian menu?
Those are the only ones I’ve visited so far. But name anyplace! The concierge will have someone escort me there.
Riverbank
4 years agoYou are travel guide extraordinaire and you illustrate it so beautifully! Chez Tortoise here I come!
Glitterspray
4 years ago@Riverbank fortunately you need plan only one destination. No matter what you’re looking for, you’ll find it here!
Glitterspray
4 years ago